Charleston City Paper
Woo Pig Sooie! - Absolutely Kosher
Want to know how to get an audience interested before you've even walked on stage? As the world-wise (and -weary) Matt Besser must've figured, having
a gigantic, red plastic hat shaped like a wild hog sitting near the microphone is a fiarly good bet.
Besser's one-man show, Woo Pig Sooie!, was a hilarious and somewhat stream-of-conscioiusness combination of sharp social criticism disguised as
religion jokes, stand-up, and storytelling. The Arkansas native emerged dressed in full U of Ark. Razorbacks regalia in keeping with a theme he used to
great effect throughout the show. He began by discussing his religous zealot of a grandmother, who, in her waning years, began sending actual letters to
God (complete with return address) that simply contained short messages like "Julie and family" (Julie being Besser's mother). This segued into a bit
where he read some completely ridonkulous prayers he found on the internet about cast members from Punky Brewster and the show just kept rolling
from there.
Besser's laid-back delivery belied a razor(back)-sharp insight into the many inane problems swarming America these days, including (but not limited to):
the evolution/"intelligent design" debate, publicly posting the Ten Commandments, gay marriage amendments, the cult of Catholicism ("All a religon is is
an old cult"), and, in fairness to his half-Jewish heritage, the absurdity of not driving on the Sabbath.
As a co-founder of the Upright Citizens Brigade comedy troupe, Besser's command of improvisation shined through in his off-the-cuff interactions with
the audience. After a gentlmen got up (presumably to go to the bathroom), Besser remarked hat it "must've been the joke about the Virgin Mary's clit" that
scared him away.
The show hit a bit of a premature climax when Besser presented his "new Ten Commandments," a list that include scuh soon-to-be-timeless admonishments
as: "#1: Don't touch me. #4: Don't Bogart that joint!" and the clincher, "#10: Dont' be so uptight about asshole sex." He then instructed the audience
to "go ahead, just give it a try when you get home tonight. And write me an email and tell me all aboutit. With pictures."
Woo Pig Sooie! was a fantastic one-man monologue/rant/routine that somehow managed to be vulgar, rip-snortingly hilarious, and touching. Yes,
touching. And we guarantee you'll never say "God bless you" the same way again.
-Sara Miller June 7, 2006
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