MAY I HELP YOU (DUMBASS)?
Every day for over a year, Matt Besser answered around a dozen “wrong number” phone
calls made to his apartment. These strangers believed that they were calling a technical
support operator in Houston, Texas, but actually, they had neglected to dial the 1 before
the area code. Instead of instructing his fellow Manhattanites of the honest mistake they
had made, he decided to help them with their computer problems and to record these phone
calls. Just to make sure that what goes around comes around. And remember, they called him.
- What are we talking about?
- Lesbian Download
- Last Day on the Job
- Who Farted at Costco?
- Boring
- Car Wreck
- Jimmy Stewart
- Automated Operator
- Bjork
- Trivia Contest for the Grandfather Alarm Clock
- Phrase It Right
- Hook Up With Jesus
- Christmas Questions
- My Four Supervisors
- I’m Sick
- Yankees Number
- Flirting
- Cock Ring Part II
- Who Farted? Part II
- Trivia Contest Part II
- Shut Down
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Cover art by Peter Bagge